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英汉互译的英语笑话翻译!

2018-08-28

1 "A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .  "Plug in nose." is the answer.一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天,她拿着一个插头对儿子说:看,这里有两个铜片,那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢?母亲期待着儿子的回答。插在鼻子里!儿子回答说。"

2 "A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result." Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音:旅客们请注意,我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。过了一会儿,旅客们又听到机长的声音:各位,你们猜怎么啦 ?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞,但要晚三个小时了。”" 正在这时,一位乘客非常气愤 地说:看在上帝的份上,如果我们再掉一个引擎,我们就要整夜都要呆 在天上了。

3 On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New Yorkthe Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placardBut there was another piece of news to bementioned it was about the Ascot Cup being stolenTheplacard thus ran MARK TWAIN ARRIVES ASCOT CUP STOLEN Mark Twainwe believenever heard the last of it

有一次,马克·吐温从纽约起程抵达伦敦访问,《星报》认为这个消息值得登在它的晚招贴上。但是,还有一条消息也要登上:关于爱斯科杯被盗的消息。招贴是这样写的: 马克·吐温 光临 爱斯科杯 被盗 我们相信,马克·吐温从来也没听说过这件事。